OMG! This Man is Face-Fucking a Lincoln Memorial?

Here is a picture from the Internet of a man face-fucking what appears to be a Lincoln memorial—not the Lincoln Memorial, which is marble, and enormous—with his socks on

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The image appears to have originally been posted to Twitter by user @a_farmerr, a.k.a. "Farm Daddy," his body as smooth as the bronze he caresses. He is gentle, but also firm.

Farm Daddy deleted that tweet, but the image was preserved by BuzzFeed's Joe Bernstein, thank goodness.

There are many questions to be asked about this photograph. Which Lincoln memorial is this? Why socks—was it cold? Is the dick in the mouth? Who took the picture? Also: why?

If you have any information about this, please let us know.

Update, 8:10 p.m. – It appears that this is (possibly?) not a statue of Abraham Lincoln, but rather a statue of Alexander Graham Bell.

(The original headline for this post read, "Which Lincoln Memorial Is This Man Face-Fucking?" It has been changed to allow for the possibility that the man in question is face-fucking a memorial to someone else.)